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this snowman looks jolly but he gave me the cold shoulder when I told him to get off my lawn.

this snowman looks jolly but he gave me the cold shoulder when I told him to get off my lawn.

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Do you sing in the shower? If so, is there a favorite song you think you sing well? (chiclet)

‘carrmah & the aquafellas’ is an acapella group that practices in the shower twice a week. Last night we sang Israelites by Desmond Dekker & The Aces … Happy Hanukkah!

An interview with carrmah

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If you were forced to choose only one cereal to eat for the rest of your life, which would it be?

I can’t remember the name of the cereal but it’s the one with Wilford Brimley on the cover.

An interview with carrmah

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I saw a previous question about your bucket list. My question is, when picking out a bucket, is there a trusted brand name in bucketry? by kolchak

Dear kolchak, I was afraid no one was going to ask this question.

Personally I like to stay away from the ‘dear Henry’ brand and tend to go with the Diamond Bucket Industries selection located in Bangalore, India. Please ask for Bhupinder and tell him that I sent you. Oh and also tell him I am so sorry about the horseradish incident.

An interview with carrmah

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fanx... you know who you are!
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Why do you not want people to get to know you?

1- I am in the witless protection program
2-Twitter is a silly place. There are great people and there are also people who can do things with my digital imprint that is beyond my control. I won’t even get into the existing website that is devoted to slamming me because it’s not worth the drama.
3-dm me

Ask me anything

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How do you get rid of annoying people?

I simply walk off Jerry Springer’s stage without saying a word.

Ask me anything

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gold!
donchiefnerd:

plaidlemur:

I missed this when he posted it. That’s some gold right there. Funny bastard.

My mom and dad were married 32 days after I was born.
True story.

gold!

donchiefnerd:

plaidlemur:

I missed this when he posted it. That’s some gold right there. Funny bastard.

My mom and dad were married 32 days after I was born.

True story.

this is prolly the new rickroll Christmas version…
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

this is prolly the new rickroll Christmas version…


“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

from the family archives…

from the family archives…

people that make me smirk

look at my lists on twitter…

Stephen Stills TreeTop Flyer

“I don’t do business that don’t make me smile”

Words to live by

many of you may not recognize this line from The Graduate. Feel free to add a caption of your own
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many of you may not recognize this line from The Graduate. Feel free to add a caption of your own

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